Squad leaders, Attention!

 

Boot Camp is beginning, and while you have navigated through life successfully and you seem ready for war, its time for you to be briefed about your assignment.

 

Although our weapons are not visible, they are more powerful than the most advanced weapons of our enemies.  We are prepared far beyond their expectations to blow them away.  After this briefing, you will know exactly what to do to disarm the enemy.

 

You may stand at ease as you receive this information.  Some of you will be sent into the communities to meet the enemy where they live.  Some of you will be stationed at home, because they are attacking you there.  No matter where you are sent you’ve got to be ready in advance upon recognition of potentially volatile situations.

 

Squad Members, you will learn during this training session to utilize the "rulz of kool" as a member of the Bomb Squad and you will learn to use the strategies that are specifically tailored for your circumstances.  I have no doubt that you will come out of this experience with a renewed sense of purpose and a vigilance to see justice done and bring love, peace and joy back into our communities.

 

Thank you for enlisting in the Kool Zone Bomb Squad.  You and your family are entitled to all the benefits that come with being in the military.  Please remain at ease, and remember that you have to be prepared to move quickly to help yourself, your family and your friends.